Toshiko: OMG! St. Regis Lace undies from LimbeDolls! Dibs on that black set. Dibs, I say!
Joss: Why are you calling dibs on them? You aren't getting married. You can't wear them.
Tosh: Not only can I wear them, I'm gonna model them. For today's blog post.
Joss: Even worse. First, that's lingerie for brides - not for single students who don't even have a beau. Second, you are not seriously going to flaunt your scrawniness online. You'll never get a guy if you show what you ain't got.
Tosh: First, as resident Goth, I should be the superstitious one. Not. Wearing them regardless. Second, this is America. You can never be too thin.
Joss: Oh, sure ... anorexia is totally in. Never too thin.
Tosh: I am not that thin.
Joss: Are too.
Tosh: Am NOT. And if you are too insecure, you don't have to do it. Leave it to us professional models.
Joss: I am TOO professional.
Tosh: Doubting Thomasina ...
Joss: It is my professionalism that stops me from making a career busting mistake like this one.
Tosh: Green does not become you, Joss.
Joss: Green does TOO become me. There isn't a color under the sun that - oh, sometimes, you are too dense to be true.
Naomi: Toshiko, Photographer Ken wants you in the center.
Joss: ... because you'd disappear in profile ...
Tosh: Coming, guys.
Joss: Really, Tosh ... you aren't going against those boob jobs. Look at those massive mammaries ...
Naomi: Jocelyn, who you calling a boob job? These girls are for real.
Tosh: Joss was kidding ... she didn't mean anything. Let's do this shoot.
Naomi: Whatever. Ken, I got Toshiko with me.
Joss: World remember: I told her so.
So, world, what do you think? Is Toshiko too thin to wear the St. Regis lingerie? Will she bring bad luck to her relationship with her as-yet-unknown groom? Is she destined to remain unwed because no man would marry a young woman who modeled lace lingerie? What do you think?
Thanks, Paulette!
